Ricky and Bubba score on a crystal zebra bra

Ricky and Bubba found this amazing crystal encrusted zebra bra in a locker on Storage Wars Texas. There is a lot of talking about the kind of ladies who wear something like this. Bubba suggests they take it to Ricky’s Mom, who is a jewelry and all things sparkly specialist. Ricky is uncomfortable. He says he will wait in the truck and that Bubba should talk to his Mom by himself about the bra.

Cut to Bubba in the shop with Ricky’s Mom.

They discuss the bra. More talk about who wears this type of thing and the ‘support’ that it lends. The word “ta-tas” is thrown around. A lot.
Enter Ricky while his Mom is holding up the bra, “Well hello darlin’. Come see your Mother.”

She evaluates it as authentic crystal at a value of $2000.




Storage Wars Laura is totally doing my project.


Okay- that’s it. I’m totally writing to Laura Dotson from Storage Wars to see who her Stylist is, to find out what is behind the animal print wearing, and to see if I can interview them for my project because by all accounts, she’s sporting the cougar wear/animal print almost as much as if not more than Maria on Dexter.

Storage Wars Auctioneer


Here’s Laura Dotson, one of the Auctioneers on Storage Wars sporting an animal print cardy, suspiciously similar to Dexter’s Maria LaGuerta. Hmmm. Anyway, no matter although it seems a bit hot for a sweater when her shoes are melting. (Her shoes were totally melting in this episode, and Auctioneer hubby Dan quipped, “1 down, 499 to go!” I love tv.)

Also, Jarrod bought a bunch of stuff. They all did, it’s what they do.