Jay is reunited with a memorable older lady on Modern Family. Jay is disappointed to learn that his unforgettable night 30 years ago with this woman was one of many for her. Again, animal print (specifically leopard) seems to be an indicator for sexual experience and promiscuity in an older woman.
Gloria popping out of her pants on Modern Family. Obviously, a repeat. Spoiler Alert: she discovers pregnancy wear.
Gloria has pregnancy brain in this week’s Modern Family clearly from this mesmerizing electric blue snakeskin dress. Claire is escorting her to the car because Gloria’s water broke in the office of the manager of the Costco after he caught Claire in a hoodie in the parking lot that she forgot to pay for which she put on when she got cold in the store because Gloria was transfixed by frozen foods in the frozen food section for 20 minutes. Spoiler alert: her water didn’t actually break.