Quick call Daenerys Targaryen! Oh wait, it’s just a naked-lady-with-a-sword-on-a-dragon back tattoo on Dexter’s forensic investigator, Vince Masuka. Here he is in season 5 showing off his back work in a leopard g-string. Lt. Maria LaGuerta‘s got nothing on him.
Repeat pants that I am looking forward to burning at the end of the summer. Did I mention they were 5$? Worth every penny in polyester. Watching the Olympics, 100%.
Omg. Lt. Maria LaGuerta is undercover, totally taking over Deb’s operation and, spoiler alert, gets 2 innocent people shot. Spoiler alert AGAIN Lt. Maria throws Deb under the bus by blaming it on her, and Deb has to work in the filing room for a few weeks. Must be the dress, Maria!
Day 67 watching tv, 100%
Day 66 at GIV after their 21st screening in Parc La Fontaine, 100%
Here’s Lt. Maria LaGuerta AGAIN wearing some animal print in Dexter season 5, AGAIN arguing with new hubbie Detective Sgt. Batista. Work it out, already you two, gawd.
Day 64 at Apocalipstik with fireworks and everything, 100%
Lt. Maria LaGuerta already getting into it with new husband Detective Sgt. Batista after 5 minutes of marriage in the Dexter season 5 opener. Way to rock the leopard, Maria! Oh and Dexter has a giant baby in case you stopped watching a few seasons ago. Original air date: September 26, 2010