Here’s Laura Dotson, one of the Auctioneers on Storage Wars sporting an animal print cardy, suspiciously similar to Dexter’s Maria LaGuerta. Hmmm. Anyway, no matter although it seems a bit hot for a sweater when her shoes are melting. (Her shoes were totally melting in this episode, and Auctioneer hubby Dan quipped, “1 down, 499 to go!” I love tv.)
Also, Jarrod bought a bunch of stuff. They all did, it’s what they do.
What?! Again? Captain Maria LaGuerta is totally trying to get Lt. Deb to sweep a little something under the rug in this animal print cardigan in season 6. Meanwhile, Dexter is hunting Tom Hanks’ son who has hooked up with Edward James Olmos who are both wreaking Bible havoc all over Miami.
I know, I know- you didn’t think there would be so much Dexter plot gossip and seasons old at that on CougarThis, but you might as well know what’s going on in the show while one of the characters struts around in animal print. Also, in case you didn’t notice, I watch an amount of tv.
Okay, I seriously didn’t think Lt. Maria LaGuerta would be a ‘cougar’ to be citing for this project. What is going on with Dexter that they’ve got her dressed in animal print? Is it the career woman thing? An ‘aggressive’ career-woman-who-will-stop-at-nothing-to-get-ahead-in-her-career thing? Oh, btw- she made Captain.
Oh oh. Quinn is in trouble in season 5. Lt. LaGuerta spots a drop of Liddy’s blood on Quinn’s shoe while sporting this leopard print jacket. Dexter makes it go away for his sister Deb because she’s all gooey for Quinn. Also Dexter is dating Julia Stiles and they kill people together. Spoiler alert.
What? Again with the animal print, Lt. Maria? Meanwhile, Detective Sgt. Batista is sleeping on the couch in their 5 minute marriage. Work it out, guys! Oh, and Dexter is still killing people. Season 5 is rife with animal print and blood spatter.
Quick call Daenerys Targaryen! Oh wait, it’s just a naked-lady-with-a-sword-on-a-dragon back tattoo on Dexter’s forensic investigator, Vince Masuka. Here he is in season 5 showing off his back work in a leopard g-string. Lt. Maria LaGuerta‘s got nothing on him.
Omg. Lt. Maria LaGuerta is undercover, totally taking over Deb’s operation and, spoiler alert, gets 2 innocent people shot. Spoiler alert AGAIN Lt. Maria throws Deb under the bus by blaming it on her, and Deb has to work in the filing room for a few weeks. Must be the dress, Maria!
Here’s Lt. Maria LaGuerta AGAIN wearing some animal print in Dexter season 5, AGAIN arguing with new hubbie Detective Sgt. Batista. Work it out, already you two, gawd.
Lt. Maria LaGuerta already getting into it with new husband Detective Sgt. Batista after 5 minutes of marriage in the Dexter season 5 opener. Way to rock the leopard, Maria! Oh and Dexter has a giant baby in case you stopped watching a few seasons ago. Original air date: September 26, 2010