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Ricky and Bubba score on a crystal zebra bra
Ricky and Bubba found this amazing crystal encrusted zebra bra in a locker on Storage Wars Texas. There is a lot of talking about the kind of ladies who wear something like this. Bubba suggests they take it to Ricky’s Mom, who is a jewelry and all things sparkly specialist. Ricky is uncomfortable. He says he will wait in the truck and that Bubba should talk to his Mom by himself about the bra.
Cut to Bubba in the shop with Ricky’s Mom.
They discuss the bra. More talk about who wears this type of thing and the ‘support’ that it lends. The word “ta-tas” is thrown around. A lot.
Enter Ricky while his Mom is holding up the bra, “Well hello darlin’. Come see your Mother.”
She evaluates it as authentic crystal at a value of $2000.
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