Cougar Mama at the Royal Phoenix

This is a durational performance that I did at the Royal Phoenix on Monday, December 10th (Day 193) for their staff party. I haven’t done it for a while, and I sat on the bar in this outfit that features fake breasts filled with vodka for about an hour. I cougar-ed it up so that I wouldn’t break the rules of this project, and I think I like it better this way. I wrote the description for this piece a few years ago when I went to Poland and Berlin with it that talks about this work as related to government, embodied matriarchy, sexuality and disgust, but I think I need to revise this description to include something about the breast as the lost object and the significance of the vodka as a substitute for milk.

Monica’s awesome tattoo lips

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One of the best bartenders in town (she makes a fierce Cosmopolitan) Monica got me these amazing temporary lip tattoos.

Check out these videos for application; the 1st is a commercial and the 2nd is a review. There looks like there is only 1 in my package, so I’d best be ready!

I’ll post video of the application when I do it- stay tuned.

Day 197 and this outfit has caused some reactions, 95%

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Day 197

I took the metro to Vanier this morning and noticed that two women seemed not to like how I was dressed. One woman in her 20s stared at me and looked me up and down (I was sitting). I smiled at her. She looked away.
The woman next to me also stared at me with a bit of a scowl on her face. I smiled at her. She blinked, and looked away.
I was reading the Art History exam on the metro, so maybe they didn’t like that and it had nothing to do with my new shirt and jeans. Also, my knee touched the 2nd woman’s knee when the metro left the station (twice) and I moved my leg away.

After I gave the final exam in my Art History class a student said, “Can I ask you a question? You wear a lot of animal print.”
“Yes,” I said.
“So why?”
“What do you mean?”
“Do you really like it?”
“I’m doing a project in which I wear animal print every day for a year. This is day 197.”
“Oh wow! I thought it was just a Thursday thing.”

Because of the exam, I was 2 hours late to the department meeting. Once I sat down and settled, Thomas said, “Liberace called and he wants his clothes back.”
“Good one,” I said.
“You really look fantastic,” he whispered.
“What? You can’t lead with Liberace and then end with fantastic. It makes ‘fantastic’ meaningless.”
“Why not? Liberace was great.”
Thomas also told me that he has a stuffed python that he got as a young man in Zaire if I wanted to borrow it. “I know about your project and thought of you. But you can only use it if you have something specific in mind.”

After the meeting, some of us went to Justine and Terryll’s house for a few end of term drinks (Thomas did not come). I met Louise, who teaches painting, and she told me that when she saw me come into the meeting she thought to herself, “there’s someone who doesn’t care what anyone thinks- there’s someone living outside of the box.” She also wondered who I was and thought I was a friend of Cheryl’s. She did not know that I also taught in the department. She is going to Jamaica for a month to shoot a documentary.