Ricky and Bubba score on a crystal zebra bra

Ricky and Bubba found this amazing crystal encrusted zebra bra in a locker on Storage Wars Texas. There is a lot of talking about the kind of ladies who wear something like this. Bubba suggests they take it to Ricky’s Mom, who is a jewelry and all things sparkly specialist. Ricky is uncomfortable. He says he will wait in the truck and that Bubba should talk to his Mom by himself about the bra.

Cut to Bubba in the shop with Ricky’s Mom.

They discuss the bra. More talk about who wears this type of thing and the ‘support’ that it lends. The word “ta-tas” is thrown around. A lot.
Enter Ricky while his Mom is holding up the bra, “Well hello darlin’. Come see your Mother.”

She evaluates it as authentic crystal at a value of $2000.

 

 

 

Day 192 and I am finally wearing these wool short pants, 95%


Day 192 and I am finally wearing these wool short pants that the cub’s Mom made me. When I bought the fabric last May, I was fixated on black on black patterns and clothes for summer you know, for subtlety. The cub’s Mom has made me some fabulous outfits for this project- skirts, shorts (of which there are also a pair made out of this wool fabric), shirts and dresses. She finished these Capri pants in September. They are lined and pretty cozy, but too hot for summer.

Yes, these are long pink socks and yes these are green Crocks, and no I am not leaving the house as I am still in lock down marking and writing a paper. Below is a detail of the pattern, 95%